September 13th, 2012 by phoenixmarie
Well it’s that time again… My Birthday, and I’ll be damned if that fucker didn’t land back on the same day the 21st of September!!
Last year was the 30 year mark and as the song: “My next 30 years” by Tim McGraw, was slowly playing in my mind; it didn’t push me to do anything different…
Oh wait… I did travel a little bit more, decided 9 years time to upgrade my boobs for Christmas, then went Raven Black on my hair color, lost 25lbs of fat and toned up, got married… LOL on the Married part we ALL know I’m SOO NOT Married!!! You have to NOT Hermit to run into Mr. Right!! But in my “Man Cave” I have a 3d TV, NFL Ticket, PS3, and Wifi… I go to work, the gym, and home… I am soo LAME!!!
Not exactly the crazy sexy times you imagine from this 1-drink drunk!! But FACT!! Cheapest date ever!! Well I am a “Foodie” so I guess I can’t say that huh?! Though I’m sure this year I’ll be eating dinner at Flemings or Benihana because I’m all classy like LOL
Which leads me to what the fuck am I going to do this year?! Well I don’t throw Porn Parties (sorry but no one buys gifts, some pay covers, and most FLAKE) I am Lucky enough to know my family, friends, and fans have my back everyday!! This year my Amazing Friend “Sloane” the lead singer of “Feral Vinca” is throwing me a get together at the “Lava Lounge” in Thousand Oaks, CA *Open Invite* more the merrier!!
I will hopefully get to go SCUBA Diving in the Morning at Catalina Island why because I’m a Certified Fish!! Lol Yes ever since the Bahamas with Penthouse I’ve been hooked…. *corny joke, bite me*
What else… Simple~ then Sleepy Time *One can hope for Birthday Sex but my record of 1-5 it isn’t looking to good* I thought Porn made it a 100% solid you’ll have sex… Wrong!! and with the 5 year mark of me being “Phoenix Marie” coming this October 15th I’m pretty sure I know if it’s going to happen LOL
And to be Forthcoming; I feel out of sorts with the whole- I’m going to be 31… I take amazing care of my body, No drugs, One drink drunk, workout, and I have an Annual Passport to Disneyland… so I don’t feel like I’m anywhere near 31… I find myself more regularly pondering: Shouldn’t I already be Married, 2 kids, House with a Prius in the driveway?! I know I’m the “Hardcore Anal Queen” but seriously I am the Loyal to a Fault, Love Making, Cuddler, who is also Sporty, Fun-Loving, steal your Dirtbike while you’re passed out from the night before Girl… I do have a Passion for SEX!! I Need IT!! I believe it plays a HUGE Role in a relationships Health!!! Grrrr… I guess compared to last year I expected to be somewhere else in my life… I want Cuddles so this is going to be it… Til Next Time!! Love you ALL!!