Nina Hartley

SHOW WEDNESDAY. JAY CREW AND HIS LOVELY WIFE OLIVIA PARRISH!

I’m so lucky to have not one, but two amazing guests for my show on the 1st. It’s been a while since I had a couple on with me, so we should have a good time. See you there!

Home From Vegas

I know, I’m waaaay behind on blogging.

The show this year was an odd mix of seeing old friends, meeting new ones, and seeing how the industry has shrunk over past years. It was the first time in the Hard Rock hotel and I can say that no one seemed to like it there.

The staff at the HR is great: each one was friendly and helpful to a fault. The venue itself was, IMHO, pretty horrible. The food was not so good (my Darling got sick two out of five days from the food, though I was unaffected), the rooms are very dim and dark, the halls were small and crowded, so there was NO escape from the incessant cigarette smoking, to name just a few of the annoyances.

The hotel’s convention rooms weren’t quite large enough to hold everyone in one room, so the show was split, between the convention rooms and The Joint, the HR’s performance venue, where they host the music acts that come through town. The main floor of The Joint is poured concrete, tiered a bit, and separated by waist-high metal fencing into pens. These are for folding chairs or, for the wilder bands, SRO spaces.

It may work well for concerts but for the AEE is was hard, as the fencing separated the models from the fans, making it a bit hard to take pictures. I ended up having a basic pose of me sitting on the fence with the fan next to me, either hugging me or putting his face near my butt. Sheesh.

In the main convention rooms it was more like old times (I signed one day in the convention rooms, for Hard Candy Films, Nica Noelle’s new studio with AEBN), with crowded aisles and booths full of girls. The booths were smaller than before, but there seemed to be a lot of them.

I can’t remember all of the women I saw, but a few that I remember: Sinn Sage, Zoe Voss, Bree Olsen, Belladonna (looking amazing!), Asa Akira, Bobbi Starr, Sunny Leone, Alexis Texas, Alex Ford, Stoya, Devon Lee, Anita Blue, Jessie Jaymes, Veronica Avluv, Nica Noelle, Aaliyah Love, Tori Black, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Nikki Charm, Lizzie Borden, and more.

Some of the guys I ran into : Mr. Marcus, Marcus London, Tom Byron, James Deen, Danny Wylde, Rob Black, Valentino, and, I hear, Sean Michaels, though I didn’t see him in person.

Whew!

I was on two panel discussions, which was a nice way to dress, and act, like a grown-up, and got off campus one afternoon to speak at a class at UNLV. My friend Sara Vibes, current International Ms. Leather ’10′/11, came with me to the class. She has a lot of good things to say, and a lot of insight to offer, about being Queer, Black and female. She’s just great.

The Awards show was an exercise in barely-controlled pandemonium, to say the least. I rushed back from the hairdresser’s to change into my outfit for the night: black satin evening pants and a black silk satin tuxedo blouse, unbuttoned pretty low, and a push up bra. The red carpet was supposed to get underway at 6:30 (!), for a supposed start time of 8:00 (!).

If you go to avnonline dot com and look at the pix, you’ll see that the line of people waiting to walk the carpet, and stop every few feet for photos or interviews, was many hundreds of feet long. Even though my Darling and I were whisked to the front of the line, we still had to wait over 20 minutes for our opportunity to speak a few words to the various media outlets. By the time we sat down in our seats on the floor of The Joint (it having been swept clear of all traces of the show and now filled with chairs and tables for the awards), it was 7:45 and nearly empty. We were among the first to arrive!

Needless to say the show didn’t get started until 9:45, almost two hours (!) late. There were several technical glitches (which will be fixed before the show is aired on, I think, Showtime), and it was all over by 12:15.

There were plenty of after-parties but we blew them all off and went back to the room to collapse.

Unlike previous years, Saturday was the end of the show, so no more hung-over people putting on the act of “working” on Sunday.

We stayed over on Sunday, packing and I got to watch the Niners lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants. Sara is a NY fan, so she was happy!

I wasn’t unhappy, as the Niners had no offense and would have, I fear, embarrass themselves in the Big Game.

It was a nice, rainy drive back home and we got in in plenty of time to eat at a decent hour.

Naughty America

I did a fun scene yesterday for Naughty America’s venerable series, “My Friend’s Hot Mom,” working with someone new to me, Daniel Hunter. It was fun and we got to work on a comfy couch.

Girl Candy

I do a g/g tomorrow for Nica Noelle’s new studio for Girl/Girl, Girl Candy Films. Her B/G studio is Hard Candy, for which I’ve already done one scene.

I’m grateful for all the work this month, as it’s been much needed.

That’s all for now. See you Wednesday!

NO SHOW ON THE 25th. Why? I’ll be doing a character part for Stormy Daniels and won’t get off set in time to make it to the usual time.

Do you want me to just do the show on Thursday, same time? I’m fine with it if you are!

NO SHOW ON THE 18th. I’ll be in Vegas.

SHOW ON THE 25th

GUESTS ON THE 1st! I hope to have a special couple as my guests on the 1st of February. I’ll keep you posted!

Newest Scene

I shot with Nica Noelle yesterday, for her new studio: Hard Candy Films. The title of the movie is “Mothers and Sons 2.” This is her boy/girl studio. Her girl/girl studio is called Girl Candy. She’s also going to be doing an all-male line and I’ve already told her I’d love to be a token female, non-sex character in them! My partner was new to me, Richie Deville, though he’s been in porn for a while. I really liked him a lot and hope to work with him again. He’s soulful, smart, has a very nice unit, and is more mature than his tender years would have you believe, as he’s also a former Marine, who spent time in Afghanistan. He takes a blow job well, which is something I look for in a partner. Here’s to more scenes together!

Vegas Bound

Tomorrow, my Darling and I will pack the car and drive to Vegas for the AEE. This will be my 28th (!) consecutive industry show in Las Vegas.

It’s come full circle. In the beginning, when the business was much smaller, all of us could fit into the ballroom at the Sahara. You’d have to walk through the casino, up the escalators at the back, show your badge and you were in.

Then, by the 1990s, the business was big enough to need a convention space, and we spent at least ten years at the Sands Convention Center (someone whose job it is to cover adult industry history would know more about this).

This year, with the shrinkage in the industry, we’re back to being in a single ballroom. This year the entire Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) and the AVN awards show will be at The Hard Rock Hotel, off the strip in Vegas.

Wednesday and Thursday is the B-to-B portion of the show, with people having business meetings in the hospitality suites (instead of big, expensive booths on the convention floor). Friday and Saturday will be the autograph/sexy costume days on the floor. I’ll be sighing both days for Adam&Eve. I’ll also be signing for a couple of hours for Hard Candy Films, Nica Noelle’s newest venture, in partnership with AEBN.

I don’t know how much fan traffic we’ll get, now that the AEE is totally separate from the Consumer Electronics Show (CES). For the first fifteen years or so, entry into the adult section was included in the price of the CES ticket.

Then, when AVN took over the AEE, the days overlapped with the CES, but the attendees would have to buy a separate ticket. So, it was expensive for them but at least they had the cover of already being in town on legitimate business.

I don’t know how many fans will/can travel to Vegas JUST to see their favorite adult stars. We’ll see soon enough!

I’m also speaking on three separate panels, on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Plus I’ll be speaking to a class at UNLV on Thursday afternoon. I”m happy about that, as I do love to yak about porn, sex, sexuality and sexual expression!

Play Date

A week ago Sunday my Darling and I had a lovely playdate with the delightful M. This time we went to her place and used her gear (though we did bring along one favorite whip each, and the electric butt plug).

She lives in a roomy, high-ceilinged apartment, and had done up her office nook as a mini-dungeon. Spanking horse, X-frame, bed and a winch set up so the person in it could be stretched, as on an old-fashioned torture rack.

M is a very strong player: she’s a switch, deeply masochistic and service-minded. This was our second three-way play date. She and my Darling have had two private playdates. So far, it’s 4-4, meaning that each time has been really nice, with no weird blowback and no crazy popping up after the fact. It appears that, after one who was too crazy, and one that was too cold, we’ve found one that’s ‘just right.” I like her a lot, myself. She’s smart, age-appropriate (just a couple of years younger than I am), and, due to her own relationship horror stories, very independent. When we’re together, she’s warm, affectionate, conversational, present, sexy, etc. When we’re apart, she lives her life, happy not to have us meddle in hers, and having no need to meddle in ours.
Wow. An actual adult. It’s pretty great!

I actually like her enough, and feel good enough around her, to have the desire to bottom to the two of of them. Usually, all our playmates are submissive to us. But I’d like to do the sister-slave thing with her and it hit me last weekend that I’d actually like to experience the two of them Domming me.

If we do, I’ll tell you all about it⁄

The session was a lot of fun, and included my using my strap-on on her while she was restrained, and my Darling fucking her butt a lot (she loves butt sex), and showing her a good time with the electric butt plug (a fun, very dirty way to get a girl off), before the big finale of one of her great blowjobs.

We went home after dinner very happy, indeed.

Football

I wasn’t at all sure that the Niners would get past the Saints, but it was a thrilling game, with my team scoring the wining touchdown with only ten seconds left on the clock. Now, can the NIners get past the Giants to win a place in the Super Bowl? At least we’re the hosts and don’t have to travel to Green Bay to play in the snow!

So, off to pack. Till next time, don’t forget to have fun!

I hope all of you have a safe and happy New Year’s observance. My Darling and I observe our anniversary on this day, so it’s our 12th year together. Still happy, which is a blessing. We work on it, of course, but if you don’t have the right person with whom to do the work, it won’t work.

SHOW ON THE 4th. See you all then!

The AEE in Vegas

This year the Adult Entertainment Expo (the latest iteration of the CES) is being held at The Hard Rock Hotel. This is the third venue that I recall. For the first few years the adult segment of the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) was housed at the Sahara convention rooms, above the gambling level.

Then, for many years, it was held at the Sands Convention Center, connected to the Venetian Hotel. We loved staying at the Venetian and I’ll certainly miss it. The restaurants there are really good, and the rooms are nice and big.

So this year, as the business and the convention continue to contract and shrink, it’s at The Hard Rock. I don’t know if there’s a convention floor, as we’re used to having, or more a series of hospitality suites hosted by the various companies.

I’ll be going for Adam&Eve, as I’ve done for many years. We leave LA on the 17th and will return on the 22nd. I’ll keep you posted!

Playmates

This year we’ve had an interesting experience with playmates. I always like for my Darling to have at least one woman who likes what he likes, and who’s comfortable with seeing him when I’m out of town, plus the occasional threesome.

The first one we found was a blonde goddess, amazingly hot and sexy, but man, she was also certifiably looney. Sol, she was Too Crazy.

We over corrected with the second one, who, though smart, pretty, sexy and very kinky, was Too Chilly

We seem to have found a partner who feels Just Right. Warm and affectionate when she’s here, truly kinky, smart, pretty and interesting, who is also very independent. When she’s here, she’s really here. When she’s not here, she’s living her own life and needs very little from us.

We’ve had one great threesome and my Darling and she have had two great solo playdates. We’ll be going to her place on the 8th for another three-way. Fingers crossed on this one!

Plus, ’10 saw the return of an old friend and super-great person, Sweetie. We had such a good time with her when she was here a month ago!

Branching Out

2010 also saw me begin to dabble in standup comedy. It’s a natural expansion/extension of my work so far, and I’ve gotten really good support for it. I’ll be having a brain-storming writing session with two of my mentors after I return from Vegas. Will certainly keep you posted on that one!

Well, I’m off to set up the space for some fun and games later.

Tomorrow and Monday I’ll be watching football. I have a bowl game on in the background now. I’ll most certainly be watching the Rose Bowl, and may even get to catch my Niners on TV tomorrow!

Does anyone know why the Rose Bowl this year is NOT being played on the 1st?

Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas

I hope that all of you are having the best holiday possible. My Darling and I are in San Francisco, where my family lives. It’s the first Christmas since my Dad died in January, so it holds a special meaning.

All three of my siblings, and half of my nieces/nephews, plus one great-niece, will be here, about a dozen in all.

I’ll get there early to help shape and bake the Stollen, traditional German Christmas bread, from a family recipe.

Tomorrow night, dinner with our dear friends, Drs. Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence, and their friend, Dina (eek! I don’t know your last name, Dina. Sorry!). Where? Chinese food, of course! It’s a double whammy: not only is it Christmas, it’s a Sunday to boot.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

JAY CREW FOR THE SHOW WEDNESDAY! Join me and the hunky Jay Crew this Wednesday for a fun-filled boy/girl show to bring in Holiday cheer. See you soon!

NO SHOW ON THE 28th. We’ll be driving home from San Francisco and can’t be sure we’ll make it in time.

SHOW ON THE 4th OF JANUARY.

Cancelled Scene

I was supposed to work yesterday in a b/g, but my agent called and said that it had been cancelled. He gave no reason so I have no idea why it was cancelled, or if it will be rescheduled. While I would have liked the work, I’m never sad to have an unexpected Saturday to spend with my Darling. We had a nice day out and about, and finished with Mexican food, which is a favorite. The Border Grill in downtown LA is back and the food is as good as ever.

Tonight we’re having dinner with our lawyer and his beautiful fiance. It’s nice when one can be friends with one’s lawyer.

To The Theater!

When I was in DC for the Woodhulld Freedom Alliance board meeting last September, I ended up at dinner with the director and her brother. It turns out that her brother was a fan of mine, as well as a fan of musical theater. When he learned that I loved musicals but had never seen “Wicked,” he was astounded. He’s seen it three times and when I returned home to LA there was an email waiting, informing me that he had purchased two tickets for “Wicked” when it returned to the Pantages Theater here in town. So, we have two really great seats in the orchestra tomorrow evening! I can’t wait. I’ve read the books (incredible, btw. Highly recommended.) and am excited to see the play, which has won several Tony awards from its time on Broadway.

Play Time

We recently got a playdate with an old, dear friend. We’ll call her Sweetie. She’s in the business and we’ve known her for over ten years. We’ve played in the past but this last time was the first in at least three years that a) she was in the mood for BDSM play and b) our schedules synched up. She’s super busy with work, regularly putting in 60-hour weeks, so for her to get some time off was a miracle.

It is our good fortune that she was in the mood for a good beating, as I have this new, super-heavy flogger that I’d never gotten to use on anyone. It’s from a great little company, bunnyflogger dot com, and it’s massive. Four feet long and five and a half pounds of leather. I can’t safely use it with only one arm (it would tear my rotator cuff in a heartbeat), so I have to wield it as I would a baseball bat, two-handed and using my entire body to move it smoothly to the target: her butt and shoulder blades.

We set up the room knowing that Sweetie’s session is really simple: a lot of fucking and heavy beating. She doesn’t need a vibrator, doesn’t much care for pussy eating and doesn’t need a lot of fingers in her. Just the cock and the flogger, thankyouverymuch.

We’re happy to oblige. I decided against my strap on that day, preferring to let my Darling provide all of the dick, while I provided all of the beating. My Darling’s hands don’t do well with heavy floggers, and Sweetie hates stingy things like canes and single-tails, so I got to do all of the hitting. Yay!

We started by putting her in cuffs, collar and the fetish heels. We clipped her wrists behind her back and sat her down on the couch between us, so we could fondle her as we looked at smut. Since she had come straight from work, and it had been so long since we last had played, it was a nice way to transition from “work” to “play,” from the workweek to the weekend. When we were all on the same page we took her back to the playspace to get serious.

I had something very specific in mind. I put Sweetie in a pair of suspension cuffs the kind that are heavily padded and designed to be pulled on. I had my Darling stand in front of the bounce wall and secured Sweetie into the cuffs and chained her to the wall facing my Darling. We had already put the butt plug in her (she knew anal play was part of the game, and she loves anal sex when she’s in the mood), and I knew that a good, deep beating with the heavy whip would really put her in the right headspace for fucking.

I had the best time breaking in the flogger. Sweetie has named it “Thumper,” so that’s what I’ll call it from now on. She pulled on the cuffs to get a good stretch in, and my Darling had fun looking at her while I hit her, as well as playing with her lovely boobs and a freshly shaved puss (she has beautiful parts). I concentrated on hitting her properly, so as to get a good, happy response from her. I flogged steadily for ten minutes or so, making sure the flogger made good, hard, deep contact with her fantastic rump. At the height of it she let out, “I love this!” And my Darling reported that her eyes got very big and very happy. The deep “thud” of the flogger really gets Sweetie in the right mood.

After we took her down from the wall, it was time for fucking, which Sweetie likes even more than flogging. She’s very orgasmic with penetration (meaning she really, really, likes making videos!) and the two of them were off to the races. I just sat back and enjoyed the show while I held her hand to keep in contact with her.

After a few orgasms for her it was time to put her on the butt hook, which we hang down from the suspension point in the middle of the ceiling. It’s a stainless steel hook with a big ball on the end (so nothing inside gets poked). I put a condom on it and had Sweetie put it in her own butt before cranking her up to tip-toe. The butt hook does get one’s attention like nothing else, as I can attest. My Darling again stood in front of her, working the hook in her butt, as I took out Thumper again and worked on her butt cheeks. It was challenging, in a good way, and she was very happy.

Then we took her down and my Darling started fucking her butt, which Sweetie dearly loves. The high point of the butt fucking was when she was kneeling on the edge of the dungeon bed, with my Darling behind her, in her butt, while I put my booted feet on her shoulders and raised my weight up on my arms, to better put pressure on her back. She loved it so much that she blurted out, “This is so hot, we should be filming this!” But we weren’t.

It ended with Sweetie on her knees giving one of her amazing blowjobs, before we had her lay back on her back while he jerked off on her pillowy boobs.

We caught our breath and then it was off to the showers for them while I made dinner. We chatted until midnight, at least, before Sweetie had to go home.

We just love her and hope she has time in her schedule to fit us in again soon!

SOLO SHOW TONIGHT. My guest and I had to reschedule for December 21, so come on that day for a great b/g!

Pearl Harbor Day

It’s hard to believe that it’s been SEVENTY years since the attack on Pearl Harbor. We’re losing nine hundred WWII vets per DAY. These are men from my parent’s generation (my Dad died in January of this year), and soon they’ll all be gone. So, if you know an old veteran, please thank him today. If you have on in your family, ask him or her about that time. You’d be surprised at some of the stores!

See you tonigt!

SOLO SHOW TOINGHT

GUEST NEXT WEEK: Jay Crew! Yes, a boy/girl show on the 7th!

Thanksgiving

I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving this year. Ours was nice and quiet, as we took Mika Tan out to dinner at Campinile. It’s our third year in a row eating out and we may just have to keep the tradition going from here on out, as it’s very nice. The space is lovely: it was built by Charlie Chaplain as his office, and has the elegance of Old Los Angeles. The food is amazing and the place is full of families and couples, dressed elegantly and enjoying themselves. We left full but not overly-stuffed and I don’t have to do dishes!

Recent Scenes

I’ve done two g/g scenes this month. As luck would have it, both have been with Jessie Andrews, a lovely young lady in the business for just over a year. She’s a tall, leggy, coltish girl, with long blonde hair, big blue eyes and a very saucy attitude. I really like working with her as it turns out. She’s got four inches on me, so it’s funny when we have to do the older/younger thing, as she towers over me!

We also used her in “The Truth About O,” which we shot last month. She did a smoking hot b/g with a Michael Vega and knocked it out of the park.

TV Shows

We’re currently following several TV shows: Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Pan Am and Homeland .

I’m sad that there are only a couple of weeks left in the season, but it does bring us closer to 2012, when we’ll see the return of Mad Men and Game of Thrones, which are also awesome shows.

Did anyone following Boardwalk Empire see it coming when the two women were shot last episode? Wow. It was a total shock to me. All I can say is that Jimmy will get his revenge, in some kind of horrible way. His wife is shot IN THEIR HOME. He won’t be able to let that lie, since gangsters understood not to fuck with family members, or else.

Dexter is getting interesting, too. I don’t know how he’ll get out from that hidden room, though I know he will. They really do keep you on the edge of your seat!

Homeland is a show we didn’t expect to like, but got into right away. The good thing about On Demand is that you can watch shows back to back. We had to catch up four week’s worth of shows by the time we started watching it, but it was easy to do, as the show is compelling. Even though it was originally an Israeli series, it’s translated well to an American venue. Plus, Claire Danes is awesome as an unstable CIA agent scarred by the 9/11 attacks.

See you tonight!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

I hope all of you are able to spend today with people whom you love, and who love you back. I hope your team wins and I hope the food is delicious.

My Darling and I are having dinner out with Mika Tan, one of our dearest friends in the business. We’ve known her about ten years or so and she’s just a fantastic person. Beautiful, funny, smart, hard working, kinky and kind to a fault, we think she’s tops. With any luck, she’ll wear something tight to show off her amazing boobs!

Until ’08 we used to entertain people here on Thanksgiving, or go to their house. But that year we could find no one who was able to join us, and didn’t get any invitations to dinner. Not wanting to eat home alone (as we do most nights), we found a restaurant open on Thanksgiving, Campanile, and were able to make a reservation. It turned out to be delicious and not at all depressing. The place was full of families having a great time.

So, last year we returned with two friends, our lawyer and his beautiful fiance, and had a great time again.

This year the lawyer and fiance are out of town on family business and we lucked out that Mika was available . Yay! She’s due here at around seven pm.

Since I cook most nights it’s sort of nice to go out for Thanksgiving dinner. Plus, the food is really good.

New Scene

On Saturday I’ll be doing a g/g, but I don’t know yet who my partner will be . As soon as I know, you’ll know!

Comedy

I’ve been dabbling in stand up comedy recently. My friend, Sparky, got a job at The Icehouse, in Pasadena, and she introduced me to the manager there. He’s a fan and he introduced me to some of his friends who MC comedy lineups around the greater LA area. I’ve done two so far, including ten minutes (!) at the Brea Improv. I’m happy to report that I did not suck (at comedy)! I know I’m getting the opportunity because the guys remember me fondly from their youth. It’s a relief to them, I’m sure that, once on stage, I don’t suck and actually get laughs.

This Saturday I’ll be doing a set at The Icehouse, the oldest comedy club in California, I believe. I’m very excited and am trying to figure out which bits to use.

All those years on the road as a feature, when I would take the mic after my set and field questions from the audience, are paying off. When the MCs ask me, “How long have you been doing comedy?” I can honestly say, “About twenty years.”

So far, I’ve met DJ Cooch and Beny Mena, two up and coming MCs. I was so happy not to disappoint them, when they were so nice as to let me on stage in the first place!

Playtime

This Sunday I’m off to the Bay Area to see family, so my Darling gets to have a private date with M, a new friend. We’ve had a threesome already and I like her a lot. I’m thrilled that they get some time alone, though. If a woman prefers to be submissive in the bedroom, then there’s no better partner for her than my Darling. He knows how to show submissive partners a really good time. I’m hoping that this develops into a regular thing, either for threesomes or for twosomes. I like to share my good fortune with other women who like the same things as me when it comes to a sexy good time.

As it happens I’ll be landing early enough to either go to dinner with them, or to bring dinner in. I’ll like that.

Be well, drive safely and go ahead and have that extra serving of pie!

Happy Belated Veterans Day

To all of my fans who are also service members, past or present, thank you so very much for your service.

I’ve been getting letters from service members for my entire career and while I know that a nice, sexy movie is not a real substitute for a nice, sexy person in bed with you, it’s the best I could do!

Fun Date

My Darling and I are hosting M later today. M is an attractive woman whom we met in the kink community. We’ve had a fourseome before, with her and her then-boyfriend. As is often the case, we liked her more than we liked him. As luck would have it we ran into M at a recent kink event and, lo and behold, she’s now single. Yay!

She had enjoyed herself the last time (we switched off partners, though we stayed in the same room) and wants more. I know we’ll have an even better time, as it’s just the three of us and my Darling and I make an excellent team for the right woman. I’m thinking M may be the right woman. One thing going in her favor, besides the fact that she’s pretty, smart, age-appropriate, kinky, masochistic and submissive, is that she’s willing to see my Darling when I’m out of town.

That is no small thing. I like to set him up with hot dates for when I’m out of town. As fun as it is for a woman to play with the two of us, for the right woman there’s something so delicious about being alone with my Darling that I like to make sure as many as possible have the experience.

Fall Weather

It’s finally getting fallish here. That means overcast and, hopefully, rainy. It never gets too cold here. I find it boring but then, I’ve never experienced an entire Eastern, or mid-Western winter. I visit the cold and then leave and even then others do the driving. But I like it cold, even if, for others, it’s merely cool.

Bill Maher

Drat! No more Bill Maher till January. Wah! I love that show like crazy and I hate it when he goes on break. I think he takes at least two eight-week breaks per year. It sucks, but what can you do?

Football

Go Niners!