Bawdy Storytelling Tonight
Tonight, Ernest and I will participate in Dixie De la Tour’s delightful live entertainment, “Bawdy Storytelling,” at Busby’s East on Wilshire Blvd. Both Ernest and I have done this before, so we know it’s a blast. The stories have to be true, have happened to you, and can’t be read. It’s not stand up, it’s not schtick, it’s not a rant. It’s got to be a story with a beginning, a middle and an ending. Tonight’s topic: sapiosexuals (people for whom the biggest turn on is a big brain).
Not The Golden Girls XXX
The release of “Not The Golden Girls, XXX” is fast approaching. I play the part of Rose, made famous by Betty White. Sophia is portrayed wonderfully by Karen Summer (follow her on Twitter: @karensummerxxx), who knocked it out of the park. It was hard to keep a straight face when she was doing her lines, believe me!
New Guides Coming Out
Adam&Eve is getting ready to release two new Guides, the first in at least five years, I think. One is “Hot Talk,” and the other is a combo: “Swinging and Polyamory.” In both my on-camera expert is the wonderful Reid Mihalko (Twitter: @reidaboutsex). I think I wrote about the actual sex a while back and I look forward to its release. Lots of good looking people having a great time with each other. Life could be worse!
Ernest and I had fun recently with our Sweet Young Miss. SYM has a new girlfriend, which is why we’ve not seen much of her for the past couple of months. But, for her birthday, she wanted a four-way and we were happy to host the party. SWM’s girlfriend, whom I’ll call Tall Femme (not to be confused w/Tall Girl), is experienced w/group play and was happy to help show SYM a great time. TF is a Domme, so it was really three on one. Poor SYM never had a chance and was almost overwhelmed with the intensity of the emotions and the physical activity.
While Ernest and TF were getting acquainted in the living room, I escorted SYM to the dungeon and got her dressed in her cute little outfit: white fascinator w/short veil, white mesh gauntlets, white lace garter w/bow, hand-crocheted foot decorations, white collar and cuffs ad a cute, white corset. She put in the butt plug first. When she was finished and looking adorable, I brought her out with her wrists cuffed together and presented her to the waiting dominants. As you can imagine, she got much approval and appreciation.
I sat SYM between Ernest and TF and sat myself opposite them while we drank some wine and petted, teased and “tormented” the poor, helpless birthday girl. Before we took her back for the real party, though, we set up the pool table and make SYM play pool while we distracted her, teased her and watched her be super cute. The game wasn’t over until she sank a ball, which took a good fifteen minutes. Only then did the corset and veil come off, allowing SYM a lot more ease of movement. Don’t forget: corsets are also a bondage device!
It was very nice, how easily the three Doms eased into co-torturing SYM. We passed her around smoothly and only needed a few words to move things along. TF is just that: very feminine, with a feminine way of dominating. Lots of talk and eye contact, which SYM loved. TF would be looking into SYM’s eyes while hurting her somewhere else. Lots of delightful gasping, moaning and crying out. SYM suffers ever-so beautifully, to the amusement of the three of us.
Highlights included; watching TF expertly use wicked single tail whips on SYM. Ernest’s and my single tails are much clunkier than TF’s and left delicate, even, pale pink marks on SYM’s pretty ass.
Also great to see: Ernest fucking SYM from behind while she had her happy, happy face buried between TF’s legs (TF made SYM work for that pussy, believe me!)
Having SYM in the cage fully engaged: mouth on one crotch with her hands busy on the other two. We played round-robin on that one. It was such a great sight, seeing her on her knees, happy to be so pleasing to so many.
Helping SYM get off by using my fingers in her while TF held the Magic Wand. FInally, SYM had to take over the vibrator duties but she came really hard, which was awesome, of course.
And the finale, when SYM was sucking off Ernest while I buzzed next to him. I tried to come at the same time as he did but I couldn’t last that long! After he came I helped clean them up and then he and I went to the living room so I could finish dinner and to give them some privacy.
They left at midnight and SYM said they didn’t get much sleep when they got to her place! Good thing she’s a strong, healthy young woman!
Tuesday, I work for Dana Vespoli as she directs another all-girl epic for Sweetheart Productions, an offshoot of Mile High Media. All I know is I get to use a strap on on a girl, so I’m happy!