I can never hear it enough complaining when it rains. People hate it for some reason. The traffic, its’s cold, the weathers ugly….bla bla bla… It’s LA PEOPLE! The air is gross here and what little rain we get every year you should be very thankful for. Actually I take my headline back…the day AFTER rainy days are the best days Nothing like a clear and fresh sunny day in SoCali.

Speaking of fresh air, I just got back from Canada Eh!

I spent this past weekend in Edmonton, Canada signing for the Adult Source booth at the Taboo Sex show. This was my very first time in Canada and my first time signing at a trade show. I was the only adult star there! Needless to say, the attention was awesome. Adult Source is a great store and I fell completely feel in love with their predominately female ran operation. From the moment I arrived I was treated like a princess and towards the end of my short trip I felt like family. Thank you Adult Source! xoxoxo

My first day in Edmonton I explored the giant West EDmonton Mall, which I believe to be the largest in the world? It was packed with an indoor oasis that included a wave pool and water slides. Then I came across an indoor theme park! Holy cow! It’s everything I could ever have dreamed of as a kid! This place was loaded with everything including a huge rollercoaster. It was a little hard for me to leave seeing as my caretaker didn’t want to ride any of the rides and she wasn’t allowed to leave my side..so I had to sadly pass. After that there was random enormous pirate ship right in the middle of the mall. I guess there once was dolphins living there that put on shows, but they took them out because the habitat wasn’t very humane, and I couldn’t agree more. (Poor dolphins living in the middle of Canada in a giant mall with no fresh air…) Somewhere along my journey I was starving and decided to stuff my face at the Old Spaghetti Factory only because the one in LA closed and I was already feeling homesick haha..

The next day was my first day on the Taboo Sex show floor. Since this was my first trade show and not full on porno convention, I wasn’t expecting all the normal couples I met in Edmonton. OMG it was the cutest ever! Nothing really gets me more excited then to see a couple shopping for porn and toys together. I’m always nosey and want to know whats in their bag…is it a whip? But plug? Tranny DVD on blue-ray? I want to know! I get many wife’s coming up to me and say that their husband is a big fan of mine and they love it when I do the school-girl stuff. And that small comment will make me blush and then I immediately picture the two of them getting it on to one of my naughty school-girl scenes. I pretty much picture everyone naked when I first meet them… and i’m sure everyone does!

I’ve never signed so many boobs in one day, EVER! Girls in groups of 5 would come up to me all giddy and nervous and ask if I could pretty please sign their boob, as if I would say no! So once the guys started to notice all these awesome boobies coming out they opted to have their tushies signed, too. These Canadian men keep their bums very warm and fuzzy, to say the least. It’s not very easy to sign on a teddybear. And how could I forget my new giant friend named Chris who brought me a vegan menu to order my dinner off of. Wow, was he a saint! No offense Canada but ya’ll suck when it comes to providing a tiny section on the menu for vegetarians. Thats my only complaint, I swear. Chris was so super sweet and couldn’t have offered at a more perfect time. I ate my satay and curry in its entirety. In the last hour of the show on the last night I was also gifted a little something something green, if you know what I mean…Best gift ever.

In between signings I was able to hit up the local hotspots like Whyte ave, WEM and some weird night club downtown. I liked the shopping on Whyte ave, and there I scored an awesome dress from Sanctuary and a few sets of S+P shakers from a downstairs thrift store. These S+P shakers are two little birdies sitting on a branch with a Canadian maple leaf. Bird Shakers happen to be my new favorite pieces to collect these days

Of course I was excited to get back home where it was warm and….rainy? Ugh.. at least it’s not freezing like Edmonton! I had to pick up one last souviner….a wonderful raccoon knit beanie to complete the trip.

Thank you Canada!

xoxo LB

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